Saturday, December 25, 2010

Tough questions for Santa

Santa : Children, aren't you all excited about Christmas ? It is so beautiful outside with all the lights and the decorations? Do you have any questions for me?

Jen: Santa,how do you get all the gifts for the children ?
Santa: That's my special gift Jen. My love allows me to acquire all the gifts for the children.
Jen : That's not what I meant. What flight do you catch to China to get all the toys?
Santa: Next question please.

Ted: Santa, how about the poor child in Africa who just lost his parents in an ethnic war. How will you console him?
Santa: I will tell him that Christmas is a season for forgiving and hope he overcomes his sorrow.
Ted: Can you be more specific ?
Santa: Next question please.

Danny: Santa, my friends parents just lost their jobs. What can you do for them this year?
Santa: I will specially deliver the gifts to them wherever they are.
Danny: Actually, they lost their house too.
Santa: Next question please.

Julie: Santa, my friend is in Pakistan and he said there was a huge bomb blast today.
Santa: That is very sad. I will pray for their souls.
Julie: Will you be delivering toys in Pakistan this year ?
Santa: Next question please.

Rob : Santa, were you created by Coca-Cola ?
Santa : Al right, that's all for today, Merry Christmas ..Yo Yo Yo!!!!

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