Looking into the Crystal Ball for 2012

• The Arab countries try hard to get their old leaders to come back but there is just one problem ...some of them are dead !

• Indian politicians go on a hunger strike against Anna Hazare - Breakfast, lunch, dinner and tea-time are excluded from the hunger strike. 

• Occupy wall street" training camps and training kits are in huge demand. Internship programs are a hit with college students.

• Wall street tracks down the first sub-prime house owner who defaulted and sues him for billions of dollars. Congressional hearings are scheduled.

• After Sharad Pawar gets a slap on his face, Anna Hazare now wants a "LokGal" bill.

• Dinner time conversations are replaced with dinner time Facebook wall updates.

• Goldman Sachs issues 'Occupy Wall Street' bonds and gifts 5 free bonds to all the protesters. 'Occupy Wall Street' is over the next day.

• "Throwing darts on a chart" is  added to the list of effective military strategies for plotting the next  war.

• Paypal files a lawsuit against India claiming that "LokPal" infringes on their copyright.

• China agrees to solve the US debt crisis. US agrees to solve the EU debt crisis. EU claims there was never a debt crisis to begin with.

• Only 45 people on earth are not yet on Facebook because either Facebook has sued them or they are suing Facebook.

• Walmart is rechristened as "Wah-Smart" and they are welcomed with open arms in India. 

• A sex scandal is now a prerequisite  for future presidential candidates. Herman Cain cries foul play .

• Kim Jong Un accidentally uses the nuclear weapons controller as his XBOX controller and presses the red button.