You Know Me

If you drink coffee, I will make sure it spills on you. 

I am the reason your car has a flat tire. 

I'll ensure that everyone knows about that crucial meeting but you. 

Your empty email inbox from last night is overflowing and all fingers point to me.

I can resurface that nasty bug which you thought was fixed for ever.

I can make cold days colder and hot days hotter.


I'll make your 1-1 with your boss look more like a 0-1. You - 0 and your boss - 1.

I am the living proof that "If something can go wrong, it will".

I can tilt the needle on the weighing scale up and the needle on the fuel gauge down.

I'll remind you that after a bright shining day, darkness is just round the corner.   

I can find time for all the mundane meetings in the world.

You don't want to acknowledge that I exist.

You know me -  I am MONDAY, the first day of the week!